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THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm

SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm
*$-h-o-t *[email protected] Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm
Eddie Murphy said that when you get shot, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan tapes in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got shot. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm
That's True .


HUMAN BRAIN - is amazing. It works 24 hours a day..and only stops.. WHEN WE TAKE EXAMS.

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AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. Damn faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
This is quality. Well done.

WHY LEARN? - The more we know, the more we forget. the more we forget the less we know the less we know, the less we forget The less we forget, the more we know. why learn?


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concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:38 am
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
Love the picture.
CANADA - December 2, 2010, 6:56 pm
Amsome work RL!
Airman - December 1, 2010, 3:32 pm
Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 2:06 pm

lolz...you know dude...from you...that really means something....lol
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 1:53 pm
Amazing. 5L

MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
dude, that's very true...



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Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm
I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am
Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am
LOL Icon!!!
Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am
BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am
I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am
It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am
Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their ass!
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:32 am
They'll ruin any conversation. It's amazing.
Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:31 am
AMSOME. Reminds me of a couple douchebags i know

COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


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boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 9:54 pm
LoL. Well, Im glad Im not the only person to realize that we are in the midst of a scurvy epidemic... : )
Iconoclast - October 15, 2012, 11:31 am
It is tough to learn that lemons are good for you - - - - they help prevent Scurvy, and they go well with Vodka and Tequila. Lessons to be learned early. :-)

DON'T BE DISCOURAGED GRASSHOPPER - With practice comes experience, With experience comes knowledge. With knowledge comes wisdom, and with wisdom you can finally facepalm at someone else.


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vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,

life lessons -


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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:12 pm
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 11:11 pm
Depending on my mood...LOL
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:58 pm
Hers or yours?


There Is No Darkness But Ignorance -


RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.

MISTAKES - I've had so much fun learning from them, I think I will make some more

ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm

can post to motitwist as well.

EXPERIENCE - The most brutal of teachers, but you learn, my god do you learn.


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Niji - May 18, 2009, 3:41 pm
Cheech; that would require it being a bobcat x)
Cheech - May 13, 2009, 10:50 am
That's funny. But you know Bobcats are born with their tails like that right?
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:31 pm
Brilliant. Funniest one that isn't mine that I've seen in a while.



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heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 2, 2011, 9:21 pm
tyvm RL
Reality Lord - May 2, 2011, 2:02 pm

whooooooooooooooa!! hey new guy....su-weeeeet!


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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


LIFE LESSONS - I've learned you can't please everyone. And lately, it seems like those are the people rating my posters

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agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:16 pm
My liver must be as good as Kobe beef by now.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
No, I live off the organs of people I kill...in fact I'm having a friend for dinner tonight! Some liver with fava beans and a nice micro-brew.
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 5:38 pm
don't you find it ironic that old people live off the organs of te people they kill
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
I hope I die quietly in my sleep like my Grandpa...not crying and screeming like the people in the car he was driving.
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 4:35 pm
C'est la vie, life sux then you die, enjoy the bacon while it lasts. and if your dying, try to make someone laugh wile you are
CpnKangaroo - January 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
lol, it made this in response the amount of sh*tty posters I made. still trying to get my niche. Liek cubbby has his asian women. ron has his great looking works and inciteful messages. I now know corny jokes are not my niche
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 10:59 am
If the Timmies like your stuff the Terrorists have already won.
R.S.Jake - January 5, 2010, 10:59 am
Yeah, you'll get pretty good ratings for maybe 10, 15 minutes...then the Timmies stike. You can actually watch as your score plummets. But don't give in. If you try to please the Timmies, the regulars will vote you down. Just go with your heart.
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 12:09 am
Welcome to Motifake. You may not believe it, but it builds a better motifaker.


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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow fuck face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow fuckface, hitler was not half jewish or gay or any of that shit that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys swallow this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!



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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 12:53 am
You should submit to Military Lulz site as well


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phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 1:43 am
old joke, but funny as well. Nice pic. Well done. 5 dirty whores.
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2010, 11:54 am
pieman - April 22, 2010, 11:20 am
There is nothing more effective than a little demonstration. 5 boot camp gas masks.


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LEARNING - Some people can't do it

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Jeebus - August 8, 2008, 8:30 pm
It would appear someone planted a tree under that plane...

MISTAKES - An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

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rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:16 pm

Deep thoughts by Agdaniele

PEACE - will finally be achieved

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TheOne - March 14, 2011, 5:00 pm
Wrong They Are Both Intact With One Or The Other.
AdmiralAckbar - October 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Passion is a lie there is only cake
javalord32 - September 27, 2010, 10:08 am
peace is a lie there is only passion
agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 2:39 am
Pretty much what it'll take. 5L


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:58 am
You don't own me!
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:56 am
Posessive bitch!
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:49 am
Ignore him, aggy. She's just jealous.
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:47 am
Damn! Now I got that song in my head. "Rockin' rolllllll. Hey! Rockin' roll ...." Wonder if that Thai food place is still open.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 12:31 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:28 am
I love you too Sean.
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:22 am
Sean - October 9, 2010, 12:22 am
Reminds me of the day I said "Thanks, but NO THANKS, but you see that guy over there, ask him the same question ... no! not the two gay guys in the cow costume ... oh, go ahead then. But not THAT end. Oh to hell with it."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 12:01 am
Reminds me of the day your wife proposed to me...lol
Neener - October 9, 2010, 12:00 am
Reminds me of the day I proposed to my wife.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 11:59 pm
This poster was soo good, I thought it was Sean's.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 11:51 pm
I suppose I should just move to Utah.
Sean - October 8, 2010, 11:43 pm
Lord help any woman who agrees to let aggy write their wedding vows ... though that may be the least of her problems. Maybe not.
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:48 pm
I love satan pants. It's a fabric that really breathes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:47 pm
Satan told me to tell you....Ahhhh. You'll find out tomorrow...
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:45 pm
Jesus told me to tell you...ah, forget it. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:42 pm
spacedog - April 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
Great poster Aggy, 5 roLLs of duct tape.
Cyrenius - April 28, 2010, 5:27 pm
Sean - April 26, 2010, 1:48 pm
I totally love this one. And what a coincidence! I have that exact last bit embroidered on a pillow.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:41 am
MrRandom - April 25, 2010, 12:40 am
The laundry.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:40 am
What's a woman to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:38 am
Mrs. Moooooooooooo tries that all the time...I can see em coming a mile away.....Anyways, Do you really think Antifreeze would hurt me?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:36 am
Sure thing. It might taste like Antifreeze, but it's just a rare australian cheese... eat up!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:33 am
Make me a sammich.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:30 am
You know all the right things to say. You haven't called me Susan in years.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:26 am
@#$%...lol...beer just came out of my nose!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:24 am
Call you what?......Susan?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:23 am
You bitch! Call me!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:13 am
What was I supposed to say...."It really accentuates your stretch marks?"
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:07 am
You never notice when I DO! I got a brazilian 3 weeks ago... did you say anything? Noooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:05 am
I'm just saying....You're not worth 6. Maybe if you did you hair and makeup once in a while?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:04 am
Because tacos are sooooo expensive. Ok, mooorun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2010, 11:58 pm
What am I?..Made of money?
agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 11:58 pm
LMAO! I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave.
agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 11:57 pm
Taco? Make it Six, and we've got a deal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2010, 11:55 pm
I swear to god and Irish whiskey...I wrote that before I saw bone's comment.....creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2010, 11:54 pm
Awwww...come on Aggy...Just untie me!...I'll buy you a taco...
agdaniele - April 24, 2010, 11:52 pm
Thanks! Too kind, too kind!
cheesypoofs - April 24, 2010, 11:48 pm
first poster to truly make me lol in a long time 5/5!
ICEMAN - April 24, 2010, 5:22 pm
Awwwwww, I feel all warm & fuzzy now.
BoneCD - April 24, 2010, 4:29 pm
Moo+ said he'd be good...Go ahead and untie him, k.
Cubbybear - April 24, 2010, 4:16 pm
The last line says it all! 5/5


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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest fucktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a fucking factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a cunt.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax

Seriously -


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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:34 pm
Yeah, but Toby Keith 'll just stare down the ER staff and offer to sign a few autographs with an inscription about "the American way."
boinger - May 2, 2011, 2:32 pm
Anyone else notice that there is still a foot in the shoe? Talk about an awkward ER visit!
pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 6:14 pm
i was wondering where i left that shoe. 5L's
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:02 am

ouch....great 1 james...5L
agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:15 am


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lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.


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There Are Three Kinds Of Men -

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MissPriss - May 17, 2013, 3:13 pm
Oh cloud...they aren't insane. Just slow learners or really sick individuals. Teehee. Thanks for dropping by.
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2013, 11:54 am
And the insane keep trying it again and again, thinking "maybe it'll be different this time" even though they get the same results each time

FOLLOW THESE THREE EASY STEPS - And you two can get your woman to make sandwiches.


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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:38 pm
Solid 5! A little motivational but I love it... speaks to me!


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MilDoc - January 18, 2011, 3:30 pm
Cubby, is that AutumnSpirit? Sure looks like her Avatar!
raga7 - January 15, 2011, 2:13 am
clever sauce
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 10:46 pm
Love it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2011, 8:57 pm
Masturbate....Oh, this isn't the "word association" thread....
5150monkeylove - January 14, 2011, 8:22 pm
Masterful... 5L



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R.S.Jake - June 14, 2010, 12:52 pm
Unfortunately, when I tried this with the wife, an older fatter lady stepped out. Great cook though!


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BoneCD - July 24, 2010, 12:07 pm
Round-Up would be like the day after pill
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 11:51 am
Using Round-Up as a bikini wax?
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 11:50 am
Great image, Bone! LOL!
BoneCD - July 24, 2010, 11:50 am
and a lawn full of dandelions if your not careful 5

TOUCH MY COOKIE AND DIE! - Sadly, these were the last words Timmy ever heard.


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Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
5 honk honks
MO - March 9, 2010, 1:50 pm
AH HA!! I see what you did there! 5 purple nurples! And no I'm not!! (nik)


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agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:18 am
thatonechick - January 11, 2010, 12:11 am
LoL @ the Geek to Geek dating ad that popped up for me on this poster. Oh, and 5L for the poster itself.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:33 pm
By the way, Aggy, am I supposed to do some kind of equation to figure out what 5/7 means? lol
Anonymous2 - January 10, 2010, 11:32 pm
Waffles... that's a 5L line right there.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:12 pm
Love it!!! 5/7
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 9:47 pm
Moral decay the fun way! 5/5


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forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am
i love it, bro! :D
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am
Yeah, I wasn't sure on this one... Meh

AFTER HEARING "I MUST BE EARLY" - One too many times; Cubby figured he'd just get 'em installed permanently.

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hootizz - June 28, 2010, 6:55 pm
She's still got it.., I'm not sure what, but she's still got it...


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Derek - November 12, 2009, 3:00 pm
This is really very good. Must be a Norman Rockwell.

OH HOW CUTE! - Albinos apparently like living among their own kind.

DUN TUCH MEH... - i can haz biting teth

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Education -

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STP - September 4, 2013, 9:50 pm
I think a variation of this photo was used on the cover of Fastball's album "Make Your Mama Proud."

Experience -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 11:47 pm
Ni5e! Totally blindsided me with the ending.

It Happens -

Road Rage -

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:31 pm
C'mon modick ya remember...you were gonna impress me by popping your weenie..er..wheelie? I know I distinctively remember hearing SOMETHING pop...teehee.
M0rd3kaI - October 11, 2015, 4:21 pm
I don't think I have seen this one, which pic of me did you use? Can't remember where it is from?! But fekit that one is good! 5L

Sage Advice -

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GaryO - September 19, 2014, 3:50 pm
Sage advice
MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:50 pm
You and Steve went for drinks last night and shared horror stories about the little women? Well same 5L advice I offered him probably would work for your situation too.


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ICEMAN - January 1, 2011, 1:40 pm
A man has to have his priorities. Nice one Grim. 5
rerun - January 1, 2011, 12:09 pm

this is great, if I had to guess I would say the shirt is on backwards as well



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culos - December 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
las barbas grises>>>>
rerun - December 4, 2010, 6:20 pm

does the band have a name?
culos - December 4, 2010, 5:45 pm
I've put a suggestion for a new number for the band in the 'Off topic' thread in the forum
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
MY band will work on a few new songs... something from the Sneaker Pimps, perhaps.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 5:21 pm
You can be my helper Culos...you get the rear shots and I'll get the front shots, k.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:08 pm
Who else is going to capture the upskirt potrion of the reception?
culos - December 4, 2010, 5:05 pm
So I guess I'm not invited???
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:01 pm
Mazel tov!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 5:00 pm
Until you pop, yes.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:59 pm
Why, is Sister Mary Ann going to hold her breath?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:57 pm
By the end of the night, it'll be Blue Nun!
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:53 pm
Manischewitz or Christian Brothers, it's all good to me!
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
And by the way...that way don't have to ask them to say cheese, it saves time so we can drink.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
They're not having her wedding in Massachusetts, so yes... there will have to be at least 2.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:46 pm
Wait a minute there....you mean there is going to be guys at the wedding?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:44 pm
Great.... There isn't going to be a single head shot.
rerun - December 4, 2010, 4:43 pm

sweet, now all IO need is that Japanese dude from Hawaii to make the sushi.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:42 pm
I'm there baby!
rerun - December 4, 2010, 4:42 pm

you want to be the photographer?
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:41 pm
Hey can I be part of the road crew. I'd like to see what a Philippine American Catholic Jewish wedding looks like.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:38 pm
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:36 pm
Unplugged, cause no Father of the Bride escapes a rich man...I like it!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:33 pm
We do a ballad version, yes.
BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:28 pm
I hear they play a mean version of "If I Were A Rich Man" in C minor (C for Catholic)!
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:09 pm
I'm partial to quinceanera's and bachelorette parties, but I certainly can make an exception... albeit I try to stay at least 300 miles north of the border... just for safety.
rerun - December 4, 2010, 4:07 pm

can your band play at my daughters wedding?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:40 pm
Indeed, cranky... Pamela put the "D" in Hep-C
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:38 pm
Def. Def Leppard. Del Leppard is my mariachi cover band. We do a great rendition of Fuegomania.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:38 pm
tommy lee did ok for a while
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:37 pm
Even Del Leppard's Rick Allen had a chick to hold in his arm.
rerun - December 4, 2010, 3:36 pm

Ringo....OK, do drummers ever get the chicks?
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:27 pm
The way you describe it, it sorta sounds respectable.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:16 pm
complete with bunny ears and everything, doing laps around the fountains at the bellagio.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:15 pm
If it's while I'm chasing a woman in garter belt and thigh-highs, then your image is pretty accurate. Almost every sunday.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:13 pm
i have this image in my head now of you getting chased by a bunch of british cops in fast forward set to music from the benny hill show.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:07 pm
Most of them are interpol and csi:svu, but yeah... I guess that is something great.
crankyhead - December 4, 2010, 3:03 pm
hated? gimme a break. every time you log on aggy, 100 people smile.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:56 pm
I should be dead in RL, but here? Hated, but not dead.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:53 pm
LOL! aggy, conveniently enough you're in the same spot John Lennon is on the album. Re-run you're where George was so you're dead too sorry pal :(
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:51 pm
rerun, you can be ringo.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:38 pm
you're off the hook, rerun.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:38 pm
I should've been shot already, soooo....
rerun - November 16, 2010, 7:40 pm

If we are going to be compared to "them", can I at least be one of the living ones?
Derek - November 16, 2010, 7:23 pm
I take it you've visited Apple.com recently?



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agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 8:26 pm
This is why, at 12, I perfected the blank stare. 5L

Baby Steps -


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spacedog - March 7, 2013, 8:03 pm
HA! Five second rule.
motifayk - February 1, 2013, 10:52 am
I often wonder after seeing a few things, how do people reach for the camera in situations like these?!
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:39 am
Sharing...with dig my dog as well.


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Sean - July 24, 2010, 8:59 pm
*sniff sniff* Heyyyyy, waaiitttt a minute! What the hell is this site supposed to be about again?!! Ah never mind. *sniff* Just beautiful, man.
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 2:14 pm


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Bartimaeus - August 18, 2010, 1:05 pm
Truer words were never put in poster form. 5/5
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:59 pm
5L, very amsome!
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:10 am
LMAO, you ass!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:40 pm
semi circle jerk of what?..... You're weird Aggy....
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:35 pm
The semi-circle of life! 5L



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CloudchaserS - January 11, 2014, 4:37 am
Screenshot from a video where the toaster explodes, supposedly from the knife causing a short, more likely from planted explosives.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 1:27 pm
Toasters don't work for hot knifing?


ADVERSITY - By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity -- another man's I mean. Mark Twain


Desperate Housewives -


BOOKS - Don't know how to write or read? Learn with books!!!


YOU NEED SOME CHANGE? - You need to learn the Trump comb over then you too can look like a million bucks

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MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:15 am
He kinda looks like he has some "Trump" in him too...

STUPIDITY - Do the math.


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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 1:29 am
That little ankle-bitter is the source of the swine flu!

HEY - Why so serial?

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Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 9:51 pm
This poster speaks to me...It tells me to KILL everyone. jk I 5'd it.
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:47 pm
Before you say anything, I'm just being a goofball and paying homage to Wit's HOF poster.


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SOUTH AMERICA? - its asia.

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Cheesy Poofs - July 20, 2009, 3:35 pm
Everyone knows that Alabama is in Antarctica because they both start with a!
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
Okay smarty pants, if that is "South America" as you say, WHERE then, is Alabama!?
Leon - November 3, 2008, 11:55 am
Actually, that IS south america you idiots!


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Asa - November 16, 2008, 3:24 am
Learn the difference between grammar (yeah, it's got two m's) and spelling, dipshit!

Curiousity kills time -

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mizzdizz - June 4, 2016, 11:50 am
Take anatomy! LOL! ^!
Silverheart - June 2, 2016, 9:32 pm

Thanks. This is part of my expect more initiative. Expect more from me,'cos I'm taking the initiative.
JesusWept - June 2, 2016, 3:01 pm
Excellent! ^^^^^Up

Crucial error -

lessons from the sea -

Prostitution -

Multi-Capable Kids -

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